Railways Should Advertise :)

Being one of the largest PSU bodies of India, Railways do not advertise in TV like other commercials. What does authorities think >>> everybody knows Railways so why should we advertise !!! However still people may be benefited and Railways may be benefitted !!

• Advertisements are always beneficial for every business. Indian railways may advertise its new luxurious or special services for exotic locations for spreading tourism
• Special discounts schemes for Women, children and Aged people. Even for special government employees and patriots
• For carrying goods , new schemes may be introduced through commercials
• Employment opportunities for Indian citizens - we never know when Railways announce their recruitment... Railways will also get proper women representation and will get application from intelligent and suitable candidates unlike lovers of government jobs
• Being the monopolist, it may advertise its good rectified measures like cleanliness, good foods availability , special benefits to aged people etc..

If Railways come near to people, obviously everybody will appreciate ...

Watt a deal !! Watt a deal !! by Amazon.in

For 6 th 7 th and 8th May 2015, Indians have opportunity to purchase products at much discounted rate !! Now a days housewives , grandpas are asking what is this " What a deal What a deal " ad watching IPL matches. Then young member of the family says its on internet ... goods are sold at 30 to 40 % deep discount !! Young man open their laptop and shows ovens, pans, sarees, utensils, coats etc at much discounted rate ... this is watt a deal .......... Connecting Amazon new advertisement campaign, discounted sale campaign with IPL is a strategy which Facebook could not do. But Snapdeal was smart enough to capitalise IPL matches to sell their products. Aged people is dancing , Sardarji is dancing, Housewives of Tamil Nadu are dancing in the ad of Amazon, people must ask ,what they have got so they are happy , so users of internet have to tell them .... look goods are available at cheapest rates........... thats why these dancing people across Indian are dancing in happiness.This is what advertisement means.......... time to capitalise by online sellers..... why Ebay has not jumped in ......perhaps busy in earning commission only , but it could also wet its beak !!

Engagrow - A new product for a child's health

Saw an advertisement of "Enfagrow" , a health nutrition product for children. The advertisement was giving itself A+ and claims  " Concentration " , " Memory" and "Problem Solving". The ad contains a statement " Scientifically designed by Mead Johnson , new Enfagrow A+ has the highest DHA for supporting brain development of your child"


I am a common man with an average IQ , I have a few questions :


1. What is DHA ? I do not know DHA. Even if I know DHA , how could I believe that its higher content will be good for my child. I heard that almonds and grams are good for child's health. If I feed my child with Sattu or Milk ,it would be good. Why should I incur expenses on DHA. The advertisement lacks clarity. May be its a good health product , but a simple advertisement may be introductory but not consumer informative. A consumer shall be in dark about DHA.


2. Do really a health product is helpful in " Concentration, Memory and Problem solving " ....


3. who is Mead Johnson in India ?
4. What is health department of India doing for these advertisements.


when we get answers for these questions , there would be no hasitation to consume this product. Reading slogans like " Unlock your child's amazing potential to learn" .... will directly hit the brains of parents whose children are average to below average in studies . Majority of parents are not satisfied with their child's education and marks, so they are the direct consumers of these products.

new slogan for home loans

Bank of India's new advertisement on home loans - Kishton se rishta jodo... kiraya to paraya hota hai. public sector banks are now availing services of professional advertising agencies. The advertisement's slogan perfectly fits the need of young couples who dream for a new house while living apart from parents and home town. The ad will help the business of other banks also;) it's not unique for bank of India. 

Amul undergarments advertisement

Amul undergarments company always feature advertisement with cheap sexuality elements. One of their advertisements was banned in which a woman getting orgasm while washing underwear of her husbands on the bank of a pond.




Yesterday, I saw an ad in TV in which a middle class teenager trying to see the exercise of a matured man from her roof top. The girl was trying to see (eavesdropping ) the man in undergarments but one after another some obstruction comes in between the man and the girl. The girl was trying funny options and got desperate to see uncle in under wear. At last she was caught by uncle and show her funny embarrassment !! What will be role of innerwear in creating desperation in the girl.




Nothing good !! as usual the advertisers of Amul undergarments have shown their inclination towards mixing of sexuality in releasing advertisements.


The name of the male model may be Amar Uppal and the lady is not confirmed.


You can see it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjOGoYlBkg8

India Vs Pakistan Match 2015 : Funny Advertisement ( Mauka Mauka )

Star Sports is featuring an advertisement of India Vs Pakistan Match ....


A young stripling of Karachi, Pakistan in 1992 is watching India Vs Pakistan Match 1992 World cup with his father keeping fire crackers in his hands with a hope that Pakistan would beat India. Great Chance to enjoy fire crackers !! The clipping shown was Jumping of Javed Miandad on the ground after a rift with Kiran More. After this , Javed Miandad was bowled out by Srinath's Yorker. His Hope went in to  vain...his fire crackers were kept as it is...


Come 1996, again the grown up young man holds unused crackers in his hands wishing Pakistan would win over India in the quarter final happened in Bangalore of 96 world cup , the ad shows that Venkatesh Prasad bowled Aamir Sohail and the Karachi inhabitant's wishes washed away. Again his fire crackers remained un used.... the background music is featuring a kawwalli ..Mauka Mauka ...


Again in 1999, his hope rose... but in TV Wasim Akram got out... in 2003.. again he watched the match with his pregnant wife.... but Pakistan lost....


Lastly in 2011 world , the young man is now a matured serious man but keeping his hopes alive, his fire crackers are still saved and now collected by his kid.. but Alas!! Pakistan again lost in 2011 world cup semi final . The kid got embarrassed and broke a rocket in his hand... kid's mother ...got up in disappointment.... the song ...still continues.... Mauka Mauka......


The advertisement is funny but a good one to publicise India vs Pakistan both team 's first world cup match in 2015.


Enjoy advertisement !!




http://youtu.be/Za4qBpSQb9A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za4qBpSQb9A

ARTIZE's rainjoy showers - Advertisement to Penetrate Youngsters !!

Who doesn’t want to enjoy a shower in the rain??  But, Suppose you want to enjoy rain shower today or you want to enjoy bathing a hot rain shower ..... L L L It’s totally at god’s sweetwill. Considering limited possibility of such wish, Artize have brought “Rain Showers “concept for your bath room. So the company must have promoted its product……………. but how??? Let’s have a look on the advertisement below:

 

The advertisement was published on 20 January 2015 on the front page of Times of India …. Not front page…. Pre Front Page (which is devoted for a single page advertisement) . The advertisement should be meant to introduce company’s products, but looking at the ad … different assumptions and observations can be enumerated:

• If a woman takes a bath using Artize’s “rainjoy Showers” --- without a husband or male partner …. She can reach to orgasm …..
• Showers may be a good alternative for Sex products
• Blessings for those who are planning to marry… boss good time to change the geography and instrumentation of your bath room
• Enjoy rain without cloud
• Even if you are not married……. Show it to a woman …. She will forget  everything …..
• The woman in the picture has got real mental happiness first time in the bath room……..

The Times of India is one of the most trusted newspapers. Kids were staring at the ad published on the front page…. they could not divert their vision from the woman in the picture. Those who are happily married and those who have enjoyed sexual intercourse……. Can easily understand the posture of the semi nude woman.

Now news about the adv……… I will not comment much……. Just look at below

 

 

I thought movie stars would not have problem with such promotion. Why are these divas shocked ??

• Has her kids watched the pic?
• Has she missed any opportunity ? or Her business was given to somebody else ?

Indian advertising creators are following a trend…… they just connect their advertisement with a beautiful naked or semi naked girls. The lady could be a bombshell for a condom advertisement or energy capsules……. But what they have done ???

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